explorersofsky:

here’s my complete fourth of july playlist

fruitsoftheape100:

Favorite Soft Drink … Dr Paper

gotitforcheap:

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

yoshisuggestions:

justketerthings:

yoshisuggestions:

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

What did you major in?

Crayon

king:

mushroom-cookie-bears:

today in art class i took my phone out for like 2 seconds to just check the time and my battery percent and my beloved art teacher, who just happened to notice the sonic the hedgehog shirt i was wearing, yelled “SONIC, PUT THE PHONE AWAY” ajd i swear those five words hit me like a speeding truck on a highway i was unable to paint right for the rest of class because i was still reeling in from the shock

whatshouldntbe:

whatagrump:

spideyjlaw:

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

jacobtheloofah:

Todd Howard on Vault 108 from Fallout 3, aka the vault occupied exclusively by clones of a guy named “Gary” who are all different numbered Gary’s and exclusively communicate through the word “Gary”